Conversación entre George W. Bush y Condolezza Rice...
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: I m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi?
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right. With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East...
Bush & Condolezza Rice
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Ahí va otro del gremio:
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, your majesty."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll most definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"
Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb shit, it's Tony Blair !!!"
"The only true law is that which leads to freedom"
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TELVM escribió:
Ahí va otro del gremio:
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, your majesty."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll most definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"
Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb shit, it's Tony Blair !!!"
Tiene más webs de burlas, que el propio saddam....
farrucu escribió:TELVM escribió:Por cierto, ¿sabíais que por fin Jorge Arbusto ha encontrado la famosa arma de destrucción masiva que andaba buscando por Mesopotamia?:
Aquí abajo:
Yo sólo veo un icono de los que salen cuando la imagen no carga bien
www.google.com
PONER: ARMAS DE DESTRUCCION MASIVA y luego en : VOY A TENER SUERTE.
os saldrá esto:
http://www.noseencuentra.com/adm404.htm
Bueno, yo lo he puesto por la gracia 
podeis poner a quien mas os guste en la ultima casilla, Mikel, podria poner al "Cordobes" del TDI 
podeis poner a quien mas os guste en la ultima casilla, Mikel, podria poner al "Cordobes" del TDI TC026: Find a place, meet your friends, stir, have fun...
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Mi enhorabuena al 52% de los estadouniDENSEs. Han obtenido exactamente lo que se merecen. Que os aproveche. Que dios os bendiga.
Mi solidaridad con el 48% restante. Que os sea leve el infierno que os espera (éste, auténtico, en la tierra y en vida). Siempre os podréis exiliar en Canadá o en Europa para huir del draft.
Jorge Arbusto va a seguir asentando sus reales en el despacho oval cuatro añitos más, con sus secuaces dominando congreso y senado. Traducido a términos prácticos, los USA se convierten definitivamente en una teocracia fundamentalista cristiana. Ni 'líder del mundo libre', 'faro de la democracia', ni ostias. Exactamente el alter ego occidental de la república fundamentalista islámica del Irán.
Los españoles nos cagamos de miedo el 11-M, pero 3 días después ya nos habíamos encontrado los cojones, e hicimos lo que había que hacer. Somos un pueblo bravo, siempre lo hemos sido.
Los estadounidenses se cagaron de miedo el 11-S. 3 años después siguen totalmente acojonados, y le regalan todo lo realmente sagrado a un fantoche que les estafa con falsas promesas de seguridad. Son unos gallinas. Jefferson se revuelve en su tumba. Menuda superpotencia de pacotilla. No tienen media ostia, se cagan al primer susto y renuncian a todas sus libertades con una facilidad espeluznante.
Hablando de Persia, en el improbable caso de que alguno andárais pensando en compraros una parcela por allí, pensároslo bien. Ya estan abonando el campo para ir p'allá a seguir 'exportando democracia'.
Si los europeos somos listos, podemos seguir a lo nuestro sin dejar que nos líen en ningún despropósito, y comer palomitas mientras observamos como el auténtico imperio del mal perpetra tropelías por todo Oriente Medio. Eso sí, ya estamos currándonos fuentes de energía alternativas, porque éstos no van a paran hasta que controlen todo el petróleo (en realidad para eso y no otra cosa es la 'war on terror' , ¿sabéis? ).
Disfrutad de vuestros Calis con motor de gasolina, mientras podáis. Que no va a ser mucho.
There is no truth existing which I fear, or would wish unknown to the whole world. The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies. -- Thomas Jefferson
Truth is great and will prevail if left to herself. She is the proper and sufficient antagonist to error, and has nothing to fear from the conflict unless disarmed of her natural weapons, free argument and debate. --Thomas Jefferson
When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. --Thomas Jefferson
What has destroyed liberty and the rights of man in every government which has ever existed under the sun? The generalizing and concentrating all cares and powers into one body, no matter whether of the autocrats of Russia or France, or of the aristocrats of a Venetian Senate. And I do believe that if the Almighty has not decreed that man shall never be free (and it is blasphemy to believe it), that the secret will be found to be in the making himself the depository of the powers respecting himself, so far as he is competent to them, and delegating only what is beyond his competence by a synthetical process, to higher and higher orders of functionaries, so as to trust fewer and fewer powers in proportion as the trustees become more and more oligarchical. --Thomas Jefferson
The concentrating [of powers] in the same hands is precisely the definition of despotic government. It will be no alleviation that these powers will be exercised by a plurality of hands, and not by a single one.-- Thomas Jefferson
It is not by the consolidation, or concentration, of powers, but by their distribution that good government is effected.--Thomas Jefferson
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so. --Thomas Jefferson
The ground of liberty is to be gained by inches, and we must be contented to secure what we can get from time to time and eternally press forward for what is yet to get. It takes time to persuade men to do even what is for their own good. -- Thomas Jefferson
I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should make no law regarding an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between Church and State. --Thomas Jefferson
Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just. That His justice cannot sleep forever ... --Thomas Jefferson
Mi solidaridad con el 48% restante. Que os sea leve el infierno que os espera (éste, auténtico, en la tierra y en vida). Siempre os podréis exiliar en Canadá o en Europa para huir del draft.
Jorge Arbusto va a seguir asentando sus reales en el despacho oval cuatro añitos más, con sus secuaces dominando congreso y senado. Traducido a términos prácticos, los USA se convierten definitivamente en una teocracia fundamentalista cristiana. Ni 'líder del mundo libre', 'faro de la democracia', ni ostias. Exactamente el alter ego occidental de la república fundamentalista islámica del Irán.
Los españoles nos cagamos de miedo el 11-M, pero 3 días después ya nos habíamos encontrado los cojones, e hicimos lo que había que hacer. Somos un pueblo bravo, siempre lo hemos sido.
Los estadounidenses se cagaron de miedo el 11-S. 3 años después siguen totalmente acojonados, y le regalan todo lo realmente sagrado a un fantoche que les estafa con falsas promesas de seguridad. Son unos gallinas. Jefferson se revuelve en su tumba. Menuda superpotencia de pacotilla. No tienen media ostia, se cagan al primer susto y renuncian a todas sus libertades con una facilidad espeluznante.
Hablando de Persia, en el improbable caso de que alguno andárais pensando en compraros una parcela por allí, pensároslo bien. Ya estan abonando el campo para ir p'allá a seguir 'exportando democracia'.
Si los europeos somos listos, podemos seguir a lo nuestro sin dejar que nos líen en ningún despropósito, y comer palomitas mientras observamos como el auténtico imperio del mal perpetra tropelías por todo Oriente Medio. Eso sí, ya estamos currándonos fuentes de energía alternativas, porque éstos no van a paran hasta que controlen todo el petróleo (en realidad para eso y no otra cosa es la 'war on terror' , ¿sabéis?
).Disfrutad de vuestros Calis con motor de gasolina, mientras podáis. Que no va a ser mucho.
There is no truth existing which I fear, or would wish unknown to the whole world. The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies. -- Thomas Jefferson
Truth is great and will prevail if left to herself. She is the proper and sufficient antagonist to error, and has nothing to fear from the conflict unless disarmed of her natural weapons, free argument and debate. --Thomas Jefferson
When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. --Thomas Jefferson
What has destroyed liberty and the rights of man in every government which has ever existed under the sun? The generalizing and concentrating all cares and powers into one body, no matter whether of the autocrats of Russia or France, or of the aristocrats of a Venetian Senate. And I do believe that if the Almighty has not decreed that man shall never be free (and it is blasphemy to believe it), that the secret will be found to be in the making himself the depository of the powers respecting himself, so far as he is competent to them, and delegating only what is beyond his competence by a synthetical process, to higher and higher orders of functionaries, so as to trust fewer and fewer powers in proportion as the trustees become more and more oligarchical. --Thomas Jefferson
The concentrating [of powers] in the same hands is precisely the definition of despotic government. It will be no alleviation that these powers will be exercised by a plurality of hands, and not by a single one.-- Thomas Jefferson
It is not by the consolidation, or concentration, of powers, but by their distribution that good government is effected.--Thomas Jefferson
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so. --Thomas Jefferson
The ground of liberty is to be gained by inches, and we must be contented to secure what we can get from time to time and eternally press forward for what is yet to get. It takes time to persuade men to do even what is for their own good. -- Thomas Jefferson
I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should make no law regarding an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between Church and State. --Thomas Jefferson
Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just. That His justice cannot sleep forever ... --Thomas Jefferson
"The only true law is that which leads to freedom"
(Jonathan Livingston Seagull)
Este chiste USA , ilustra bastante la forma de actuar de los Americanos.
Un Saludo .
Un Saludo .
Última edición por Angelito el Jue, 04 Nov 2004, 11:43, editado 1 vez en total.
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“POR LA LIBERTAD ASÍ COMO POR LA HONRA SE PUEDE Y DEBE AVENTURAR LA VIDA” (Don Quijote a Sancho)
"La más alta ocasión que vieron los siglos pasados, los presentes, ni esperan ver los venideros" (D. Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra refiriéndose a la batalla de Lepanto, año de 1571)
“POR LA LIBERTAD ASÍ COMO POR LA HONRA SE PUEDE Y DEBE AVENTURAR LA VIDA” (Don Quijote a Sancho)
"La más alta ocasión que vieron los siglos pasados, los presentes, ni esperan ver los venideros" (D. Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra refiriéndose a la batalla de Lepanto, año de 1571)
Yo... me he quedado alucinado...
Primero, que ganara en Florida....
Segundo, que ganara en general. No ha sido por mucho, pero suficiente para ver otro cumulo de despropositos durante 4 años mas...
Os recomiendo a todos ver los 2 reportajes de Michael Moore acerca de los EEUU, Bowling for Columbine, y Farenheit 911, sobre todo este ultimo hacer ver hasta a los ciegos, la de intereses personales que se pueden mover en guerras del calibre que estamos viendo ultimamente... Y "nosotros" les seguimos, con la paz por bandera... que canelos
Nota: Soy apolitico completamente, pero es que esto es de sentido comun...
Primero, que ganara en Florida....
Segundo, que ganara en general. No ha sido por mucho, pero suficiente para ver otro cumulo de despropositos durante 4 años mas...
Os recomiendo a todos ver los 2 reportajes de Michael Moore acerca de los EEUU, Bowling for Columbine, y Farenheit 911, sobre todo este ultimo hacer ver hasta a los ciegos, la de intereses personales que se pueden mover en guerras del calibre que estamos viendo ultimamente... Y "nosotros" les seguimos, con la paz por bandera... que canelos
Nota: Soy apolitico completamente, pero es que esto es de sentido comun...
TC026: Find a place, meet your friends, stir, have fun...
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Porque nadie sabe, ni imagina, en que punto del mapa volveremos a reunirnos...
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Porque nadie sabe, ni imagina, en que punto del mapa volveremos a reunirnos...
